Four and twenty dickheads

baked in a pie
howellsbutt:

here’s the full screen shot for those who think im lying

howellsbutt:

here’s the full screen shot for those who think im lying

Did you hear the one about the renaissance faire with the offensive bar? They tried to claim it wasn’t their inn tent

train song

I wish you weren’t

So close to me

Cuz what you offer

I don’t need

Don’t need your bullshit and

Don’t need your lies

Won’t answer no questions

So don’t ask me why

Just leave

Leave before I make you

You’ll see

See that I don’t want you

Just leave, leave, leave, leave, leave

Don’t talk about

what went wrong

Bet you didn’t think

That I could be strong

Don’t wanna know so

Don’t try to explain

Baby believe me

Your noise is in vain

Just leave

Before this gets messy

I promise

I can make you hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me

Leave

Don’t

think

I can’t see

What

you

Do to me

I’ve

been

Here too long

I

Just

want you gone

I have the power to summon ducks I’m not even kidding

Anonymous asked: do you ever plan to stop using drugs?

psychedelic-helpdesk:

I hope that when I’m eighty, I’m still smoking weed and tripping with my future husband, although probably with much less frequency. 

CAN I GET AN AMEN

Me at the start of 2014 for posterity’s sake ft. my crazy apartment

Me at the start of 2014 for posterity’s sake ft. my crazy apartment

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR